Musical Limericks no.5

Tango for Tuba?

An old senorita on tuba

Commissioned a piece from Franz Gruber,

She got him quite merry 

On plenty of sherry

Then whisked Gruber and tuba to Cuba.

 "The number you're calling, knows ..."

A lady who played the trombone

Was prone not to answer the phone

"Well, I just cannot reach

When I'm trying to teach",

She explained, in a piqued, injured tone.

Musical Limericks no.1 (flute, oboe, clarinet)

Musical Limericks no.2 (bassoon)

Musical Limericks no.3 (trumpet, horn)

Musical Limericks no.4 (Piper, by James Beaton)

Musical Limericks no.5 (tuba, trombone)

Musical Limericks no.6 (saxophone)

Musical Limericks no.7 (violin, viola)

Musical Limericks no.8 (cello, double bass, timpani)