- Why did Santa’s workshop get shut down? Elf and safety!
- What’s the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum. You just can’t beat it!
- "Mother, don't get alarmed, but I’m at the hospital.” "Son, please. You’ve been a doctor there for eight years now."
- a picture shared by Eliana today:-
- HUSBAND: What’s that banging on
the roof?? WIFE: I’ll go and check….. *gasp* I can’t believe it! It
looks like reindeer!!
HUSBAND: I can’t believe it either, dear. Forecast was for snow.
- What did Adam say to his wife at Christmas? (Wait for it ...) It's Christmas, Eve!
- In Tesco, a man was attempting to shoplift a whole turkey. As he was making for the door, the security guard shouted: “Haw, what are you doing with that?” To which the shoplifter replied: “Roast tatties, stuffing and cranberry sauce”
- Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hive!