Musical Limericks no.7 (Strings)

The old violinist

The old chap who played violin

Was dreadfully, painfully thin;

And his delicate hands

Couldn't fold music stands,

Lest he damaged his papery skin.

Viola with Attitude

A posh gent who led the violas

Had solid gold put in his molars;

His flashy gold teeth

Lit the music beneath,

And set off his cape, gloves and bowlers.

Musical Limericks no.1 (flute, oboe, clarinet)

Musical Limericks no.2 (bassoon)

Musical Limericks no.3 (trumpet, horn)

Musical Limericks no.4 (Piper, by James Beaton)

Musical Limericks no.5 (tuba, trombone)

Musical Limericks no.6 (saxophone)

Musical Limericks no.7 (violin, viola)

Musical Limericks no.8 (cello, double bass, timpani)