The Flautist
A student who tootled the
flute
Confessed to adoring the lute
But she got her wires crossed
When her music was lost
And could not tell Mudarra
from Poot
The Oboist
The oboist played somewhat
loud
Because he was working the
crowd
When the reed gave a squawk
They were all set to talk
But the fella just stood there
and bowed.
The Clarinettist
A girl bought a gold clarinet
But it led to her drowning in debt,
So the kind soul who taught her
Drew cash out and bought her
A soup and a sandwich at Pret.
Musical Limericks no.1 (flute, oboe, clarinet)
Musical Limericks no.2 (bassoon)
Musical Limericks no.3 (trumpet, horn)
Musical Limericks no.4 (Piper, by James Beaton)
Musical Limericks no.5 (tuba, trombone)
Musical Limericks no.6 (saxophone)
Musical Limericks no.7 (violin, viola)
Musical Limericks no.8 (cello, double bass, timpani)
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