Musical Limericks No.2

The Young Bassoonist

A junior who played the bassoon

Announced she could play Clair de Lune

When her pal, all sardonic,

Said, ‘You’re not polyphonic’,

She replied, ‘I just bring out the tune!’

Musical Limericks no.1 (flute, oboe, clarinet)

Musical Limericks no.2 (bassoon)

Musical Limericks no.3 (trumpet, horn)

Musical Limericks no.4 (Piper, by James Beaton)

Musical Limericks no.5 (tuba, trombone)

Musical Limericks no.6 (saxophone)

Musical Limericks no.7 (violin, viola)

Musical Limericks no.8 (cello, double bass, timpani)